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That's it, Begitte! Just keep throwing those rocks at the claw and I'm sure you'll knock me down!
(Ow ow ow...!)
Begitte, these seem to have a certain... uh... magnetism towards my poor, squishy head. Where did you get all these pretty crystals you're hurling at me?
Event Update: Joys & Knickknacks
Why, if the day ain't long! I wasn't expecting to see you, Deputy Ke- ahem, my word, seems I caught a cog in my throat. Well howdy, Sheriff Kestrel! You're looking... well today! Well and truly busy, by the looks of this lot with you... I can't say I've ever seen clothes like that before...
Read More »Event Update: Lost And Found
Whewww-whee! That trek's a mite long when you don't got no ID cards to use on the mine carts... Welcome to topside, folks!
Read More »Event Update: Commissary Canteen!
Ahhh, home sweet home!
Now settle down y'all! I'm sure as sherry y'all're right excited to be here in Rock Bottom - who wouldn't be? But these here mining tunnels are Company property and needed to be treated as such. I expect y'might not be able to tell harmless dirt from explosive thaum at a glance like Rock Bottom folks would! So's I oughta set a few ground rules 'fore we go exploring further.
Event Update: Discovering Rock Bottom!
Now that is an unexpected roll of the dice…
Lookin’ down at this mess, it’s clear y'all weren't spinnin' up a tall tale when y’all said the fountain was demolished. Whole hunks of rubble still to be cleared from the street, water pourin' from that statue's feet like the worst of those Gallery waterfalls - alors, what's with that look?
Do y’all... think we meant for this to happen?
