Event Update: Lost And Found
Posted on January 22, 2025--
Whewww-whee! That trek's a mite long when you don't got no ID cards to use on the mine carts... Welcome to topside, folks!
How's y'all adjusting? Shucks, you must be itching to come home after being stuck underground for so long. Aw, don't worry, folks, we'll right this wagon right quick! My big sister's sure to help get all of this long-lost-ness put behind you for good!
Eehee, I can't wait to see her face! Kestrel's NEVER surprised, not even when I jump out at her from a hidey-hole - she always catches me somehow. Drillbert must be tattling on me!
Drillbert: ...
Aw, I'm only pulling your leg! I know you wouldn't rat me out! Kestrel's just like that; Meemaw says she was born with an eye in the back of her head and a clock ticking ten seconds faster'n the rest of us. Point is, Kestrel sure won't see THIS coming! It's gonna be great!!
Here we are! Okay, I'll go in first, since Var-mit's being a silly scaredy slip, and y'all can come in behind me. There's lots locked up in the lost and found cells, so only some of y'all are gonna fit inside all at once - I'll let you work that out yourselves; just try and keep it to rock-crystal-dynamite, no for-real showdowns, or you're sure to get a warning shot!
Ready? Wait here for me!
YOO-HOO! Howdy, sis! Guess what? I got a BIG ol' surprise for you!!!!
