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Tutorial TutorialApril Fools!
Pssst... Over here, kiddo. It's that time of year again! A few of your shopkeepers-with-pen-names have put together nine brand new April Fools books for you to pick up in stores for one week only - that's right, you gotta buy 'em before noon on Tuesday, April 8th, before the mods catch on.
Read More »New Items: March User Submissions!
HA-CHA! SHING, CLANG CLANG!! ZWUM - ZYOOM!!!
Oh heya! I didn't see y'all come in! Guess what I have!!!
A KNIFE!!!!!
Site Contest: March-April 2025
Blasted buttons! Company review's gonna tear me a new one if I don't get my designs in by next month's deadline! Between all them Hooligan attacks last week running the miners out of every tunnel, and having to sleep with one eye open in case the automated housing scans pick up on Fur and Ace so's they can transform back into the registered furnace units right quick, I have neither the materials nor the creative juices to get nothing done! I can't afford another black mark on our Company records...
Read More »New Kith: Yellitter!
Hooey... C'mon, V4R-M1T, don't turn yellow belly now... You can do this! You're a big fat hero! You're a mean, lean, Kith machine!
Read More »New Kith: Rollarillo!
Sheriff Kestrel! Quick, there's been another Hooligan attack! You'll need an Ally to partner with before-
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