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Happily holidays everyone! Most of the Moderator staff have slipped off to spend time with Kith and kin, and all this talk about a new Remnant has had me thinking about those we've already reached out to and made connections with. New friends are great, but old ones still need care and attention too.
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Is my l-livestream on…? I think… Yes! Mwahaha!
Device Restoration Experiment Log 05.1a! I’ve finally managed to piece together all the d-degraded components of this device and repair its wiring to restore it to… well, p-probably not its original form… This technology is more advanced than anything that I’ve ever seen, even after consulting every textbook in the University… B-but it should work now! …I hope?
Okay, t-time to recalibrate my portable stabilization detector to the settings that triggered this d-device’s activation from within the Tatters… Hopefully, by replicating the initial c-conditions with a partially repaired device, that will trigger some kind of-
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Experiment Progress Update
H-hello? Is this camera working? I’m here at the edge of the Tatters for Thread Experiment #472.1c. I’ve now m-managed to upgrade the technology that I was using to create my previous recordings for the Artois Audio Log 01, Artois Audio Log 02, Artois Audio Log: Corrupted and Artois Audio Log 04. If all goes well, this will create my first-ever live video stream of an experiment in the field, and record it d-directly back to my Lab for later analysis!
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Wha- OW! Who-who's throwing donations?! No high-velocity experiments a-allowed!! M-m-my safety equipment i-is still being updated...
If you would please donate in a, uh, calm and o-orderly fashion, I could use the help... As you may know, o-or not?, one of the Review Committee’s chief c-concerns about my experiments is that there was very little insight into my, um, “transparency for the c-community at large”… So n-now that they’ve allowed me to start experimenting on the Tattered Weave again, I will e-endeavor to keep the s-student body more informed.
Therefore, I’ve been making some, uh, s-safety updates to my experiments on the relationship between the Tatters and raw matter, and n-now I am ready to build some new equipment to enable my experiments to p-proceed! A-any donations to the University Lab will begin progress toward a new discovery! Of some sort... I still have to calibrate the hardware such that... mumble...
A-anyway, th-thanks for listening! Um. That’s the whole update, you c-can go back to your holiday shopping…..
New Items: December Submissions!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!! Look what Dread came by an' showed me how to make today?! Thiiiis super duper mega cute an' cozy Cuddly Mawnite! Everyone says it's bad to get chilled to the bone, so now you can suit up your Mawnite friends an' keep 'em warm an' happy all winter long!
What's even better is that there's soo much extra room in here to curl up in too! It's like a warm little hug that carries you aroun' places, perfect for any Kith family with big Mawnites an' smol friends! Jus' don' go leavin' a bunch of crumbs from snacks behind....
