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New Premium Kith: Dearth Kith!

Dang, it's good to be home! Ain't it just, Drillbert? Grammy Kitty's been whinging up a storm 'bout all the paperwork she's gotta do to replace the Commissary back stock that no-good Scourge of Dearth ran dry, but she's been cheerful enough to let her Romeo and Don Juan join us for tea parties - she'd be on my case about slacking off if she was really steaming mad.

I've missed all my friends so much! How've y'all been doing in the dark without no power or people to keep you company? C'mon, spill the tea!

New Items: May User Submissions!

Hi hi hi!!! I'm happy to say there has been no dearth of user customs this month! Before we get into the list of new items, I do have a little housekeeping of old items to go over first!

Event Update: Dearth Defeated!

AIEE! Duck for cover! Sheriff's going toe-to-toe against the Scourge of Dearth, and that final showdown ain't one I'm getting involved in!

May Event: The Final Scourge!

Deputy: OUTTA BED, EVERYONE, WAKE UP! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! TIME TO GIT!

What in tarnation-?! Deputy! What's going on?! It's the middle of the night!

Deputy: Sorry, Sheriff, when I say everyone, I mean you too! Up and at 'em - it's a Hooligan attack like none you've ever seen!

May Update: Railway Kitchen!

Eeh hee hee haw! I'm so excited! Are all y'all excited? Today's the day we get to throw open those little turnstile gates at the Railway Kitchen and allow all you fine folks from out of town to partake in our local cooking!

'Course you'll have to furnish your own rail cart with the proper kitchen equipment, since y'ain't Company workers who can take 'em out on loan and such. Paying for everything in Shards is a lil' expensive upfront, but once you purchase the equipment, it's yours to use forever! Just need a bit of elbow grease to clean up each tool in between uses!

I've heard my sis Kestrel talking with y'all's head honcho Nicholas 'bout working overtime to scrape together enough funds that everyone will have a fair go at the best meal this side of the Rock Bottom – Hope tunnel divide. Seems only fair for us all to pitch in, don'tcha think?

So's I volunteered to be in charge of stocking everything here at the Commissary Canteen, and we've even opened up a whole new shelf for y'all just to get your hands on Great-Great-Grammy's family recipes! 'Course, Grammy Kitty says you can't buy good taste, but I think y'all are more than welcome to bring a dish on by to prove your skills are just as good as any of us locals!

Drillbert: Chicky, show them! Show them my child!!

Okay, okay! Don't get your prickles all in a poke, Drillbert, I'll show 'em!