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Tutorial TutorialJanuary Update: Meeting of the Minds
Tatters Investigation Group Project Log 17B. Researcher Elliot Grant, re-initializing team conference call between Researchers Lycus Artois, Piper Artois, Marcus Smith, Lenta Birch Tree, and Scribe "None of Your Damn Business." Gee, it's so sunny to work with a bunch of professionals again...
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Hey kiddos, no time for small talk - listen up. I finally figured out what was making me so sick these past few months. I thought at first it was an aftereffect from all the bad ends we avoided at the Illuminary Gala, but... I was down in the Lab for my usual pick of some free-to-a-good-cause donations - just, uh, getting some snacks for Jr, don't worry about it - and I got a peek at what Goggles and Company have secreted themselves away to work on.
It...
I...
We don't have long to act. Whatever the kiddos may be up to in there, out here there's only one solution I know of, and I need you all to just trust me on this.
Site Contest: January 2020
Enhe! Enhe? C'mon, Enhe... Ever since all that creepy fog went away, you've jus' been standing here at the edge of the Tatters, lookin' so serious and sad... BUT YOU DON' GOTTA WORRY, I've got just the thing that'll cheer you up!
Remember how you an' me used to always talk about how someday, the two of us were gonna surprise our Allies by co-hostin' a super-duper fun Site Contest together? Well, GUESS WHAT!!! Andre says that there was such a big kerfuffle from dealin' with that meany-face Narrator in the Enchanted Forest, plus all the scary mist right afterwards... an' so nobody signed up t' host the January Site Contest! NOW'S OUR TIME! FRAY AN' ENHE, COOL KITH CREW CONTEST CO-HOSTS!!!!
Ooh, ooh, we can have a Games Contest, where people gotta enter any notable score that they think is gonna be fun! Whaddya say?! Great idea, right?!
I knew it! THERE'S THAT BIG ENHEDUANNA SMILE!!!!
January Update: Overdue Conversations
C'mon, Lycus... You can do this. You've got to do this. It's been nearly a week! I've had all the components assembled for days now, everything is plugged in and ready - I just have to hit one b-button. Just... just p-press it, and...
ARGH! Of all the stuff that I've done in the p-past, why is this the thing that's so hard to do?! E-even thinking about it m-makes me feel sick.
But with everything that's been going on... I d-don't have a choice. What was the phrase that Marcus used yesterday? A pirate on a sinking ship i-is never going to swim to shore if, if they don't first jump in the water...
So... time to jump in, I guess. H..here goes nothing.
Pressing button and... initializing Scrying broadcast to the Cosmic Solarium. Solarium, this is Lycus Artois, Ambassador from Earth, requesting c-clearance to talk to... t-to...
...to Elliot Grant.
New Items: Winter Fruits!
Ooh, Bonnie, what's cookin' in here? I was about to go see why Lycus missed card game night, but I just couldn't resist that sharp tang of citrus and strawberry scents waftin' through the grottoes… MMM! Smells like wintertime treats!
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