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Tutorial TutorialSite Contest Winners: July 2023 Event - And Other Victories!
Ooh, Hotshot, just look at how many of these, like, total suckers entered my July Site Contest scheme? Awww, a ton of them opened up about the things they love most… giving us a DIRECT path to analyze their greatest weaknesses! SO totally evil, right?
Looks like the person who earned the most Cheers on their entry, the winner of this month's Site Contest, is - drumroll, please... Curtain Call by Moth King of Moths!
Event Update: A Daredevil Disaster
Hotshot, that was totally unbelievable! I thought I was the queen of junk food shenanigans - you should see some of the soda-spraying tricks I've mastered… But this? Jumping over a cage of spikes, kicking through a steel door, and setting an entire food stall on fire with your breath, just to deep-fry some cola?! Which I thought was a weird idea at first, but… MMMM. Seriously, how do ALL the snacks up here taste THIS good…
Read More »Event Update: July Site Contest! And Other Schemes...
Oh. My. Ringmaster! Piper, this has been like, the MOST exciting? This Remnant really lucked out, to get a new changeling as fun and friendly as you! Plus, you and Seeba are just so CUTE together? SO cute.
And I’m so happy I could answer all those questions about the changeling life - give you, like, the real scoop about what a joy it is to live here? The lights and colors! The endless delights! The fact that nobody has to care about consequences! And I just KNOW that you’ll, like, totally thrive here? Because, after all…
My Agreement was the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
Event Update: Aerial Angel Premiums & A Villain Most Twisted!
WOW! BRAVO!!! That was SUCH a cool acrobatics performance! Seriously, I’ve never seen anything like that! I totally get why your poster said “worthy of the late ringmaster himself!”
Read More »New Items: June User Submissions
I'VE BEEN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBED!!!!!!!!!
FIRST THEY MAKE KEI TEENY TINY!!!! AND NOW MY PRIZED MINI PAPER FLAP-FLAPS ARE GONE!! GONE!!!
How can this be?! Andre's missin' a buncha spools of fancy thread an' even his bestest sewin' needles! But I've been on patrol this whole time!! How did those dastardly villains get in?! My poor Andre is already so upset about Kei... I gotta call in reinforcements!!!
