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Tutorial TutorialCode Update: 2/5/24
Hello everyone! Despite all the malicious code coming from Specter 2.0, I have some happy news to report! We've worked on some pretty major backend changes that should speed up the site on the Tailoring page, High Scores pages, and various Kith-related pages.
Read More »New Premium Items: E.E.P., an Alien Attack!
Initiate dictation of Commander’s Log, Code 37B9X - No. Not Commander, I suppose. Not anymore.
Just… Kyprian.
This is the final record that I will dictate from the deck of the Bridge, while waiting to be escorted out. The vote of no-confidence in my ability to lead has just concluded, and I…
A majority have voted that I am to be - stripped from command. A far larger majority than I ever thought possible…
New Items: January User Submissions!
Ahhh~ Smell that? It's the first batch of custom user submissions of the year! Some of these are still hot off the digital press. I'll keep this intro short, as I'm looking after Junior while Club heads up to the Cosmic Solarium to help with some update - we all know that as soon as you take your eyes off a kid, they suddenly move at mach speeds and shove everything in their mouth. I can not handle any more holes in my socks; they are already more hole than sock as is.
Read More »Site Contest Winners: January 2024
UGH, why is there a twice-scorched alarm beeping?! I’m coding here-
Oh. Site Contest winner announcement? Huh, already? Argh, and just when I’m in a flow… But no, I gotta give you guys credit. There’s been some really great stuff in this material that you turned in, we’re talking some seriously ambitious engineering here - *koff*… *hchh*… I’ve been working on it nonstop.
Special shout-out to the winner of this month's Site Contest, Frog One, Purl Two by vorpalwyrm.
Site Contest: January 2024
Everybody listening? Good. Here’s the deal.
Goggles has already sent over the data collected by the Kith about the anomalous behavior of the Tatters, and it looks like we’re in a sunny situation. I’ve cross-referenced this data against everything in the Cosmic Solarium’s records, even the classified stuff that those Upper Crust morons keep locked away – zero matches! This new “orderly” behavior is something we’ve never seen before…
