[i]Sigh...[/i] Which machine is broken now, Piper? I warned you, people need to keep their drinks off the hockey table...

Aw, nah, nothing is broken that [i]I'm[/i] aware of right now. Actually I got a bunch of new toys I wanted to start stocking but I need them tested out first! W-wait no! Come back here! Lycus! I need [i]YOUR[/i] help for this! I can't ask anyone else! This takes literal rocket science Lycus! JAY WILL MURDER ME BEYOND DEAD IF I BURN DOWN ANYTHING!

Why would any of your toys take rocket science- T-that isn't even my major field of study! Piper what have you been working on?! You’ll end up grounded worse than I was!

Tah-dah! It's the [b]Rocket Science Kit[/b]! Cool right?! After that whole soda incident I got to thinking we needed to prepare for the inevitable rise in rising kith! I'm just not sure if the rockets are [i]too[/i] powerful - so you have to come set them off with me! And then after that I got a [b]Chemistry Science Kit[/b] that I need you to make sure won't make anything like... super deadly. I mean, I know the experiments are safe, I got them from dad, but not everyone is going to read the booklet! After that there’s the [b]Perfume Science Kit[/b] which might make a stink bomb? Or the [b]Mechanics Science Kit[/b] and [b]Electronics Science Kit[/b] that could make evil robots! [b]Geode Science Kit[/b] could be used to counterfeit gems; [b]Fingerprint Science Kit[/b] to blackmail the innocent! [b]Earth Science Kit[/b] to uh...make..[i]man-eating-plants[/i]? Uh, I'm running out of excuses here... I just really want you to come play with the [b]Gross Science Kit[/b] with me. You've been so bummed out lately... It'll be a fun project!

Piper… You're.. you're right, I've been moping because I-I haven’t had any major projects to work on. I can hardly believe you pulled all this together on your own! Heh.. how long have you been planning this? We uh, really [i]should[/i] test the rocket and chemistry kits before you put them on the shelves though. Grab some notebooks and we can go through those properly, then after dinner we can do that.. gross kit thing. Oh...and Piper...[i]Thanks.[/i].

YESSS SCIENCE! I was thinking the existing sciency toys were a little...outdated.

(snagging a wiki spot) http://tatteredweave.wikia.com/wiki/Rocket_Science_Kit http://tatteredweave.wikia.com/wiki/Chemistry_Science_Kit http://tatteredweave.wikia.com/wiki/Perfume_Science_Kit http://tatteredweave.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanics_Science_Kit http://tatteredweave.wikia.com/wiki/Electronics_Science_Kit http://tatteredweave.wikia.com/wiki/Geode_Science_Kit http://tatteredweave.wikia.com/wiki/Fingerprint_Science_Kit http://tatteredweave.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Science_Kit http://tatteredweave.wikia.com/wiki/Gross_Science_Kit also AWW

YES GEODE SCIENCE KIT I'M SO EXCITED THANK YOU PIPER!

[s]Oh no my emotions;;;;;[/s] Science kits are so good though! I wanted these sO BAD!!!! Thank you! <3 <3 <3 <3 Wait this means I have to add to my collection.... Oh boy

Eeek! This sounds super exciting!! Science kits? Perfect!