New Items: February Recolors!
Posted on February 28, 2022Can everyone hear me?
Sorry I'm not there in person for this month's recolors but I was sent out on a special super secret mission! Agent Fairy Nibblug and I have infiltrated the air vents up here at the Cosmic Solarium. (It's uh, kinda a tight fit in places for me.)
With Elliot out and about and distracted by the February Site Contest, I knew it was finally time to strike! He's kept the goods locked up tight for too long, flaunting his power over us all! But no more! Information must be FREE!
Agent Fairy Nibblug really dazzles in the dark, so you can imagine how well they've been doing as a distraction down here in the Core! I'm happy to report that after much danger to my own personal well-being, I've got the mother lode of forbidden data from Elliot's own encrypted archive!
Are you ready, squishy buddy? It's time we got this package out to the good people of the Tattered World! Payload delivering in 3... 2... 1!
HIT THAT CONFIRMATION SCREEN, AGENT!
Yes! YES! BE FREE, MY WIBBLY WOBBLY TERROR! ELLIOT CAN CONTAIN YOU NO LONGER! HE CAN NEVER TAKE YOU BACK!
For all users with access to the Cosmic Kitchen you can now whip up a fresh batch of Beebot Aspic! We finally have enough jelly goodness for anyone looking to complete a Kith aesthetic with aspic-themed foods! Though, uh, as pretty as it is, I'm not really sure I recommend eating it. Like, I'm sure the Beebots were really trying to make something nice but... what they enjoy eating isn't all that great as food for humans. I can kinda see when Elliot had this locked away...
Oh well, too late to change my mind now! Besides, Kith can eat anything, right?
I'd like to thank Moth King of Moths for lending me Agent Fairy Nibblug from Kith Fashions for this mission! We wanted to surprise him with this long desired sixth aspic as a belated Palentine's present for him! Happy Palentine's bud, I hop-
