Site Contest: February 2022
Posted on February 07, 2022"You're the only one who hasn't volunteered."
Well gee, if it's a volunteer position, why is attendance being tracked?!
But you know what?
GOOD!
**koff**...**hchh**
For years I’ve suffered through nonstop piles of so-called presents, ever since I was just a voice on the PA system – gooey messages about my safety, totally poisonous Strapples, transmissions about how the Commander’s the most radiant thing since sliced aspic…
Well, joke’s on all of you quadruple-scorched suckers! Yeah, I’ve volunteered - because I know your fucking game! This time I’ve prepared for every single eventuality! We’re not stopping at compactorbots – I’ve got automated security systems to screen all your entries, algorithms to analyze all your messages, Kith-proof Cosmic Crisp bags to save my snacks from getting stolen…
Here we go.
Two categories: Art, and Avatar.
Rules: read them here.
Start date: February 7th, 12:00PM CHT.
Rewards: In the Spotlight Achievement, Spotlight Showcase, Spotlight T-Shirt, and… 100 Gems? Ugh, seriously, you're just throwing around expensive resources for the sake of, what, sunny feelings? Typical. **koff**... **hchh**...
Theme: Lov- oh, come on. Do you really need a theme? Do we have to spoon-feed you some vacuum-sealed rations like you’re one of Xenia’s babies? Who wrote this scorched prompt?
Okay, that's it. Now fuss over whatever fancy frips and fanart you want to enter and cheer for until February 20th at 12:00PM CHT **koff**... I'll be back here on the 21st to announce the winners.
You were hoping to troll me with this Contest?
HAH. DO YOUR WORST.
