New Items: October Kith Submissions!
Posted on October 31, 2021Sorry if I'm a bit jumpy! I'm super duper glad all our friends in the Coral Reef are back to themselves again, but that spooky Specter business has me on a sharp lookout for any emotion-draining psychic vampires! Did you know that was a thing?! I thought they only sucked blood! BUT THEY CAN SUCK FEELINGS TOO!!! A little bun told me!! But it's okay- that nasty old Specter isn't gonna get Andre! No way!! Me an' Miss Ripper (my trusty seam ripper) are at the ready! I even hired out extra security for our yearly Halloweave party!
When y'need a good defensive line, the best place to go is always our friendly knight with a Kith army, Moderator Dread! An' oh boy, she didn't disappoint! I dunno how useful all these swords she brought are gonna be against a vampire, but people sure are havin' fun swingin' 'em around! An' that's half the battle! She's also increased her army's numbers with new friends, yet again! Y'can always count on Dread to recruit real fast whenever we're in danger! Bringin' wisdom an' experience to our side, we have the Prehistoric Ugling! Lookit those talons! Those razor sharp feathers! That horrifying honk! Downright blood-curdling! No vampire stands a chance!!! Buuut just in case they get a li'l too bold, we also have the alluring beauty of the delicate an' enchanting Amalgamation Cinis to distract 'em! Not only is their manicure on point but they've got hands for days to hold all kindsa anti-vampire tools! Garlic, poppy seeds, mirrors, wood stakes, raw steaks, an' she's still got hands left over to help me pass out candy! I've never felt safer!!!
'Course I still reached out to some of my other buddies, too. I need more help to watch the INSIDE of the house! His royal mothjesty Moth King of Moths so kindly brought not only his flutterin' kingdom along, but also three new specialized warriors of the night! Over in the punch bowl you might see the Loch Ness Flipperfin peekin' out every so often. They take stealth super serious so you'll need a sharp eye or a very large cup to catch sight of 'em! Uh, please make sure to leave some punch for everyone else though. Then patrolling around the second floor n' the attic is the stylish Thylacine Scalyx, They don't sit still much so y'might have a hard time findin' 'em, but that's okay, just know they are hard at working protectin' us! They'll be sniffin' out any trails of tasty-smelling bloody meat, which is just what a stinky vampire smells like I bet!! An' in case anyone gets tired an' needs to lay down for a nap, you can dream in sweet bliss as our site contest winner, the Vivid Nightmare Bumblebunnee, guards you from under the bed! When y'think about it, the bedroom really IS one of the most dangerous places to encounter vampires! Rude! Andre says you're s'pposed to always knock before enterin' someone's bedroom!
An' we all know that vampires are CREEPS who like to peep in through windows before tryin' to break n' enter, so I've got Rogue hidin' outside with a walkie talkie an' a flood light strapped on the Unidentified Flying Kith Insector patrollin' the grounds. I sprung for a extra-strong tannin' lamp so it might even fry those evil blood-suckers if they get caught in the beam! I, uh, would just recommend that all Thespians also avoid it, if that steak-stealing Shady Character's reaction means anythin'...
Of course this IS still a party! Kreszia11 an' their super fancy friend Spectrum Jeweled Ugling are passin' out some tasty, shiny red candy to anyone dark an' bloodstained. HA HA! PSYCH! THOSE WERE ROCKS! ENJOY YOUR BROKEN FANGS, VAMPIRES! Everyone else, please don' go eatin' the literal gemstones - well, unless you got teeth like Club, then help yourself! We've also got some real normal candy too thanks to Seeba dropping off more gummy bats. Oh hey, you know what would be a really cool look for next Halloweave? A gummy Lumence costume! Hmm, hopefully next year we can have just a fun and peaceful celebration and I'll get to let my ever-vigilant guard down!
OKAY EVERYONE, IT'S TIME FOR THE HOURLY REFLECTION CHECK! ALL THOSE WITH HAUNTED SHADOWS PLEASE GO TO THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROOM!
I've only gotta keep this up till Midnight November 2nd when the Halloweave Shop closes down for the year, then all the spooky vampires will poof back to their coffins! I need to slurp up a couple more sodas, I'll go grab us a six pack Amalgamation Cinis!
