April Update: Valeria Revealed
Posted on April 21, 2020--
HYAAAA! RRRRAAAAGGH!!!!!! YAAAAAAHHHHH -
WHOOPS!
Autumn's curses, I didn't see you all standing there - don't mind me, recruits! I'm just doing some quick cooldown exercises after my latest stint on the battlefield!
SO! Are you going to start training up here with me? YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!!
I know you've got a whole home Remnant full of civilians that you've got to take care of, plus other Remnants that haven't been struck by the Snarls yet... SO DON'T YOU WORRY! I'll get you volunteers trained up and ready to transform, fast as a flash of Summer's sunlight! As the Mystic of Summer, I pledge to do anything and everything to get all of you ready to TAKE ASS AND KICK NAMES!
Wait... should that be "kick ass and take names"...? NAH! By the end of this training, you're going to be so blazingly strong that you'll be able to kick ass AND kick names! NEVER SKIP LEG DAY!!!
Hang on, see that glow sprinting towards us? Is that who I think she is?!
Yes! MY FONDEST FRIEND!
ZEPHYR!! HEY! HELLO!! HI!!!
