New Coral Reef Quest: Sing Along
Posted on September 22, 2017Oh ho! There you are, pirate girl! Ogenus told me all about your dastardly deeds! Stealing treasure from babies? You’ve got some nerve! Don’t give me that innocent, bewildered look with those deep, dark, mysterious eyes and long, long lashes of yours! I must hope you’re only here to steal those books, and not the pure heart of some poor, washed-up maiden...
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Helloooo? What’s with the silent treatment? Hmph! Too stunned by my beauty? I can’t blame you. WELL! My seashell at Siren’s Delights may be tempting to raid, but I warn you, you won’t get your hands on my treasure without getting through me first! You hear me?
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Shell-shocked like a fish out of water. No, hm, that’s mixing metaphors. Alas, darling scoundrel, should you muster up the courage to brave my waters, I’ll be waiting with a new Hourly Quest! I dare you to try to charm your way out of it!
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You can try using a Salty Letter of Recommendation if you need any help with your Coral Reef reputation!
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Sigh. Farewell, my tongue-tied foe!
SPLASH!
