May Event: The Final Scourge!
Posted on May 14, 2025What in tarnation-?! Deputy! What's going on?! It's the middle of the night!
Deputy: Sorry, Sheriff, when I say everyone, I mean you too! Up and at 'em - it's a Hooligan attack like none you've ever seen!
I'm up, I'm up! Dag nab it, why ain't the automated Company alarms whistling?! You've got one gunshot of a voice, Deputy, but the whole dang town can't hear you hollering when they're dead asleep!
Deputy: Ain't rightly sure, ma'am! I don't hear no gears turning or steam hissing at all - seems we've lost power 'cross the board!
