New Premium Items: City Slicker Set!
Posted on May 05, 2025As we've been making more and more Kith Allies, it's put them dirty Hooligans on the run, still with no sign of that Specter y'all warned us about. Something's off there, but I can't quite put my finger on it yet... Tsk.
Unfortunately for us, even though Kith don't need to eat none, times are tough - and getting tougher. Them Hooligan bandits have raided so many of the stable mine tunnels that all our miners are coming up short of Company deliverables. Folks are turning up on my doorstep every day, asking for lenience on loan collections that fall to the Sheriff to enforce...
So's I'm starting up a fundraiser of sorts. Raise enough Gems, and I can grease the wheels to buy folks a bit more time. At this point, so many loans are stretched past their payback deadlines that, well, ain't much else I can do to stave off a full-blown Company shutdown. Aw, but here's the real kicker: should we exceed the amount we need, I can use the rest of them Gems to buy y'all Company-issued guest passes to our Kitchen! Should that happen, I'm sure we'd make up for lost time and get production on schedule again with all y'all pitching in!
Whaddya say, folks? I got here some right fancy clothes to sell in your Headmaster's Office to bring the beauty of the Rock Bottom Saloon Scrying Spell with you on the go! See, in my predecessor's time, he arrested a whole crew of corrupt foremen cheating our time cards. He confiscated all their ill-gotten gains, including a whole wardrobe of unworn city slicker clothes! Take a gander.
From them Saddle City Slicker Boots to the tippy-top of that fine Saddle City Slicker Hat, you'll be looking slicker than oil in any city you go to! Whether you're wearing Saddle City Slicker Pants or a Saddle City Slicker Skirt under the Saddle City Slicker Shirt, you're sure to catch every eye in town. As for your own sharp eyes, there's a Saddle City Slicker Left Eye for anyone in need of an extra prosthetic! Ain't no slicker eye around!
And, honestly - look. Even if you don't need no city slicker clothes... every Gem you spend on the City Slicker Badge Bundle or Pick A Part: City Slicker Badge goes to helping your friends here in Rock Bottom keep the lights on. We ain't got much here, but this is home. It'd break our hearts to see folks forced to leave. So, if you're in a place where you can afford it... we'd really appreciate anything you can give. Now, that don't mean we want y'all in financial trouble dipping into your own debts for our sake - this is about supporting when you can, and asking for aid when you can't! Y'hear? We're all in this together!
