New Items: April User Submissions AGAIN!
Posted on April 30, 2021pft...
PAHAHAHA! I JUS' CAN'T KEEP IT UP! Sorry, Élégant Trimerus! I tried, I really did! But I jus' ain't that fancy of a Kith. I'm happy to have tea with you, but I'd rather stick my tongue on the cup than keep my pinkies out. Maybe Moth King of Moths can help fancy this place up a bit once he's done being uh... actually, is he stuck in Moth Infested Castwick? You uh, might wanna go help him with that...
Meanwhile, I got lotsa new friends to show off today! I've gone on a deep sea journey with Rogue an' their friend Diving Eludance, an' we have made some AMAZIN' discoveries! Did you know that down in the crushin' depths of the deep dark ocean you can find Ancient Ulusive!? Haiz did, because he's the one who told us to look there, but I bet Haiz didn't know that we'd also find a Prehistoric Mawnite down there too! Dread called dibs on hangin' out with them first - something about the specific care needed to help 'em dry out? A blowdryer is plenty good 'nough for me, but maybe the noise would scare them?
Oh! We can ask Shutterbugged and Wild Mage Ferrec if they know any fast drying tricks! Maybe a great big fireball! FOOSH! KABOOM! Instant dry!
