New Items: Distracting Toys!
Posted on July 09, 2020I know that the endless cacophony of pirate shanties this time of year can be overwhelming. Frankly, they're grating on my nerves, too - and it isn't helping that Tethys won't stop belting loudly into every seashell she finds, trying to drown them all out. Some of us have Kith who need a quiet place to nap! Hmph. At least this month, we have the Hope students contributing some actual musical ability - but don't get me started on the crew's off-key renditions of those carefully-crafted lyrics.
Anyway, I've spent many hours meticulously engineering a new set of toys, which should hopefully help calm you all down - even though your nerves are understandably rattled by the fact that Bonnie is now starting on Verse Seventy-Seven - and I think that together, we should be able to have an actual pleasant afternoon.
First up, we have this Barrel of Seamonkeys, which is my own take on a toy from the Enchanted Forest. I remember how stressful that visit was for everybody, so I thought we might want to make better preparations. If it's still upsetting, you can cuddle this My Little Seahorse instead. I ran multiple tests to ensure that it would be comfortable to hug, even for those Kith who have very small fins.
I have also crafted some Netting Dolls.There's one of them for all of you, if you just keep opening them up. Now nobody needs to fight over toys anymore-
No! Stop trying to claim the individual toys with flags! The DIY Flag Kit isn't supposed to be used that way, but… Fine. At least it's a distraction from Verse Seventy-Eight.
Finally, here are some Deluxe Sand Buckets, which can be used to create expert sandcastles. You can also ride in them, or simply have fun stacking them. I spent all of my engineering skills to ensure that, with this assortment of toys, there would be something entertaining for everybody, so-
WHAT. What are you all fighting over? The toys are over here! That's… That's just a wooden Plank that was left over from the toy construction! Why is that the thing that you've all fixated on?
Hmph. Whatever works.
