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Contest: Shady Cooking

Written by Admin  Posted on August 03, 2016

When the Mods are away...

Pst....PSSSTTT! Hey, you, yeah you! Are the Mods gone? UGH! FINALLY! I thought those mooks would never leave! Ah, things are so much easier when it’s just us law-abiding townsfolk, amiright or amiright?! Who even is gunna break rules around this place?! Yeesh. Mods. Who needs them.

But uh, they have been working pretty hard on fixing up the dorm kitchens I hear.  You know, from my uh... source. And uh, speaking of kitchens, old Jay hasn't been stocking too much in the way of Kitchen gear has she? Poor girl is overworked as it is, so out of the goodness of my heart I thought maybe I could get in on the ground floor of this whole money gra- I mean, uh, get in on HELPING OUR FINE AND WONDERFUL COMMUNITY. Yeah yeah, so, see, me and my source did some digging and oh boy did we find something REAL nice.An oven. Like, a whole, mostly working oven! Sweet, right?! She's a real beauty. But uh... see, I can't keep it. I'm a terrible cook, it’d just be fires all over and then the whole town would burn down and I'd be chucked into the tatters. Nah nah, see it’d be a lot better if I sold- er...GAVE it away to someone. But you see, I only got one big beautiful Oven. So how do I chose one lucky soul to get it?

High score?
Nah nah, Headmaster’s kiddo might see me...er...I mean, not everyone likes the games all that much!
What about...whoever makes me laugh the hardest? Yeah!
What I want is to feel good about my own miserable cooking skills, so you lot have a chance to win this (currently) One-Of-A-Kind OVEN by telling me about the WORST meal you've ever had! One lucky winner will get the oven and me and my source will see what else we can haul out of the trash for other participants.

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