Event Update: Saving Chadfrey
Posted on November 02, 2023--
Okay, Pied Piper, it's like, SO sweet that you and your pals are doing this whole cute do-gooder thing to rescue our Remnant. Especially since… you're maybe not our biggest fan after that whole kidnapping fiasco shebang?
But you’re here anyway! Like, yay!! So much helpful hero energy! Like SO MUCH. Like maybe a little TOO much…
Because, O.M.R… You want to save Chadfrey? CHADFREY? Bestie, noooooo, why can't we just leave him? C’mon, I know SO many classic robbers and murderers who would be, like, a way better contribution to your society than that guy? JUST saying.
I mean, come ON, he’s so – EUGH! Everything that's obnoxious, like, consolidated? Into an insipid, swaggering skunk of a fairy? And nothing shakes him! Like, he doesn't even have the brain cells to realize that there's no REASON for him to be as overconfident as he is! Zero percent aware of all the ways that he's always screwing up, all of the time… How is that fair…
