Site Contest Winners: July 2023 Event - And Other Victories!
Posted on July 26, 2023--
Ooh, Hotshot, just look at how many of these, like, total suckers entered my July Site Contest scheme? Awww, a ton of them opened up about the things they love most… giving us a DIRECT path to analyze their greatest weaknesses! SO totally evil, right?
Looks like the person who earned the most Cheers on their entry, the winner of this month's Site Contest, is - drumroll, please... Curtain Call by Moth King of Moths!
I orchestrated and executed a heist on Hope’s prize stash, so we can give the winner their 100 Gems, as well as the In the Spotlight Achievement, the Spotlight T-Shirt, and the Spotlight Showcase, thereby completing the perfect reconstruction… Only to then wield the information we gathered in a way that’s, like, SO emotionally devastating that these prizes will engender only feelings of heartsick bitterness!
Not only that, but I spent some time cross-referencing ALL of the contestants against any snippets about themselves they might have posted on that “forum” of theirs, alongside any stated hobbies, interests, and/or favorite activities that we can now participate in alongside them, while making subtle, judgmental comments to gradually erode their self-esteem! All of the new information is carefully categorized in -
