Event Update: A Daredevil Disaster
Posted on July 19, 2023--
Hotshot, that was totally unbelievable! I thought I was the queen of junk food shenanigans - you should see some of the soda-spraying tricks I've mastered… But this? Jumping over a cage of spikes, kicking through a steel door, and setting an entire food stall on fire with your breath, just to deep-fry some cola?! Which I thought was a weird idea at first, but… MMMM. Seriously, how do ALL the snacks up here taste THIS good…
Anyway, you’re seriously killing it with all your stunts! How did you even accomplish all of that stuff? Was it from the wind magic that everyone talks about here? It sounds really-
Seeba: Boooooo, why are we talking about WIND MAGIC? People up here barely even have to try to use it! Talk about something less STUPID, Piper-
Well I'm not from here and I think it's interesting and I want to know about it! Argh, why are you always LIKE this?!
Seeba: ...Huh? Like… like what?
