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Tutorial TutorialJanuary Update: Shady Quests
It's time for our January update! This month, we're bringing you a whole slew of new Hourly, Daily, and Unique Quests for- for... Where is he?!
Sigh. Okay, so much for dramatic entrances. I'm not sure where that Shady Character has gone off to, but he told me to reset all his Reputation points to 0 so that his Quests could be done in order.
(Wait. Since when does Shady want order? Was that some kind of ruse? Oh no, am I being scammed?!)
I, uh, gotta go double-check on the servers real quick - if you see Shady, pin him down with Quests before he can get up to no good!! Please keep in mind that it may take an hour or two for new Hourly Quests to appear on your account.
(I should have known better than to get distracted talking to Miranda about the Return of the Everstorm Unique Quest... Gah!! Curse you, Shady!)
New Premium Items: Party Glow!
Andre! Andre, are y’ready? We gotta get t’ the orphanage, ‘cause their anniversary celebration’s gonna start any minute now!
An’ since my New Year’s party was such a big ginormous success, it inspired me t’ make the bestest New Year’s resolution ever... A resolution to provide my perfect partyin’ powers at EVERY CELEBRATION!
I’m gonna boogie woogie all night long, at every single shindig, in every single Remnant! STOP YOUR STUDIES, HOPE! HANG ON T’ YOUR MASKS, SHADOW STAGE! GET READY T’ SPARKLE, ENCHANTED FOREST! TIME T’ MAKE A SPLASH, CORAL REEF! WATCH YOUR-
Site Contest: January 2021
Okay everyone, listen up! I've spent a totally infuriating time lying around in bed, with nothing to do but think about all the scripts that I wasn’t writing, ugh... but now I'm finally back on my feet and ready to host the January Site Contest to replace the one that I was, like, supposed to do back in November. I guess The Scientist did a surprisingly good job of covering for me... Talk about a plot twist. He really was NOT who I would've expected, but hey, as long as the Slasher's not on the byline, I'm all set.
Speaking of which, let's go ahead and make the theme of this whole Site Contest a bold statement about artistic expertise, to use the phrase I was almost dying to say to the Narrator in the day... I Can Do Better!
Happy New Year!
Okay... jus' a few more stitches and... There! Your tongue is back to picture perfect! Sorry you got your tongue stuck in the vacuum, Plush Cinis. I really needed your help t' get ready for the New Year's Eve party though! It's hard for me t' use the vacuum cleaner on my own, and I don't want a repeat of the last Incident... Bet you know what I'm talkin' about firsthand. Anyway, now we're ready t' party down! But, uh, maybe let's not tell Dread about what happened?
Oh, heya Celebration Blepper! You all set up? Need me t' fly up any more banners? Taste test any more treats? Rip up more confetti? No? Aw. Okay! Then I'm gonna practice my deep breathin' for the noise makers at midnight!!!
December Update: New Quests!
*New private transmission branch has been created: Baby Casey's Language Enrichment Reference Module.*
*New designation for existing transmission branch: Xenia's Besties' Chatterbox.*
*Welcome to the transmission branch, DroidOfAllTrades!*
Hi everyone! Is this working?
