Oh! A new friend! You are here to make friends, right? It's terribly sad when someone comes to visit and not want to make friends. Like the mail courier! They think I'm batty for wanting to make small talk. Teehee, batty. Get it!?

Any way, if you want to know what sums me up, it's this: "Live your life while you have it. Life is a splendid gift. There is nothing small in it." I read that in a book, you know, and I think it's so true. Maybe it's because Lithium and I spend a lot of time at the Golden Colosseum. I guess maybe Valeria rubbed off on me a bit! The point is, we were put on this earth to feel joy and we shouldn't let any moment go to waste in sorrow or regret.

I know not everyone can do that though, so please - if you're struggling to find joy, come find me, okay? Any time of day or night (especially night! I'll sneak right up on you!) just call for me and I'll come bring a smile to your face. It's a promise as steady as the moon.