You got a Crystal Dagger. Can I use this to chop onions and tomatoes? Lol *inserts coin*

You got a giant shirt that says " Do not read the next sentence." Wondering what that's all about, you read the small text below and it says "You little rebel...". Hah, how funny is that? //Inserts coin

You might wanna run because that zombie is very much moving -Inserts coin-

You got a rotten zombie bandage... Ewww yuck! It stinks!!! *insert coins*

You got a First Aid Kith! N-no.. That wasn't a typo.. It's a white Hermithog with a red First Aid Plus pattern on its shell.. Now that's what I call a [i]Crab[/i]tivating Catch!! //Inserts coin as some [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw]Rimshot drums play in the background[/url]

You get a box of cereal....and then another....and another....its raining cereal. At least Lycus will be fed now right? *inserts coin*

You got an Amazon Gift Card. Woot??? *inserts coin*

You got a letter of rejection. You don't recognize the crest at the top, and a bit of research shows that it's from well before the Cataclysm Curious -Inserts coin-

You got Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak. Wow! I should try this on. Now you see me. Now you don't. Tee-hee! *inserts coin*

Oh dear, it's the Shade, coming to consume all Wait wrong game -Inserts coin-