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July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by Bonnie » July 19, 2019 01:41 PM

Last Edited: October 29, 2019 11:19 PM

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Ehh, maybe I oughta toss out this batch o' grog, just 'cause that little Lumence fell into it while he was charging around my Pirate's Galley... Mmm, nah, it'd take way too long to clean the Barrel. I'll just tell everyone that the floating bits o' colored fur make it a hangover cure. Hair o' the Kith that bit you or someth-

Aw, poop deck! Ya little urchin, what are ya doing, sticking yer head into my Cake Cannon like that?!
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Re: July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by The Witch » July 19, 2019 01:41 PM

Hiya, Ms. Tastetester! Me and Castwick wanted to come visit ever since we got here, but Grandma wouldn't let me for the longest time. But! Then she and that nice Mr. Huntsman started trading hunting stories, and THEN they went and harpooned a big squiggly octopus together, and now they're just sitting around, comparing all sorts of yucky grown-up drinks, and it was sooooooo boooooorrrrring... (Boring grown-ups!) Until guess what!! She FINALLY said that we could wander a bit, just as long as we stayed within sight~

So we came looking for a snack! We've been eating so much taffy, but everything here tastes so salty. (Salty taste!) Don't you have anything sweeter that me and Castwick can munch on, like a yummy cake or some bubble balls? Ooh, or maybe even something like a sweet, succulent Blackbird Pie, with all of their silly little beaks sticking out of the crust!
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Re: July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by Bonnie » July 19, 2019 01:42 PM

Last Edited: July 19, 2019 01:42 PM

Huh, I guess that's gotta be yer Grandma over there, yeah? Which means the "Huntsman" must be that snobby elf chef sitting with her. UGH. He was waltzing through here earlier, turning up his nose at everything and criticizing all o' my tried-and-true recipes. Shit, I dunno how he expects any self-respecting pirate to have summoned up some, some kinda, magical honeybees in the middle of a damn Everstorm...

Listen, hon', I ain't got a lot to work with in the Galley right now, what with all the tourists - but still, lemme see what I can whip up for ya. Why should those folks up in the Cosmic Kitchen be having all the fun?

Ya said y'like cake? Well, fruit's sweet, so maybe I can mash some up along with a bunch o' these random shellfish that washed ashore this morning. Here, now we got Conch Whelk Cakes. That counts, don't it?

And if it's a bubbly dessert that y'want, I can just scoop up a big ol' ladle o' Seafoam and... mmm, let's mix in a whole buncha anchovy eyes. That's basically like those bubble balls that you were describing, yeah? One delicious Fisheye Pudding, coming right up!

Now, y'wanted a pie with birds sticking out o' it? HAR, I'll do ya one better. No anchovy head's gonna go to waste on MY watch, so let's scoop up the dregs from the pudding and stick 'em all into my newest speciality: Fish Cake! The fish guts really bring out that sweet mango flavor!

Eat up, hon'! And to think that my ex always used to accuse me o' being bad with kids... Har har har, I sure showed her!
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Re: July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by The Witch » July 19, 2019 01:43 PM

Last Edited: July 19, 2019 01:44 PM

So.... it's... a big bunch of hacked-up fish heads in a pile of ocean slime...?

That's so... CUTE! GASP! Castwick, look at all the adorable teeny-tiny eyeballs! (Tiny eyes?) And all those lil' decapitated fishies, jiggling in that big mush pile! (Fish mush?) Yum yum yu-

EEP, SALTY! How come it's STILL so salty, even with all that added sugar?! Hmm... Ms. Tastetester, what if we just included all these tasty fruity bits, without any of the ocean's mystery meats? If we chop up a bunch of these coconuts, then we can mix them together into something really scrumptious! Hmm, where does this kitchen keep its cleaver... Ooh! Let me try out this big Pirate Sword! (Chop, chop, chop!)

Oki-doki, all done! Now we've got some super-sweet Coconut Macaroon!

Ooh, and we can cover a few of them with some chocolate, too! Everything is ALWAYS better with chocolate~ Take a bite of these yummy Chocolate Coconut Macaroon! (Yummy AND sweet!)
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Re: July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by Bonnie » July 19, 2019 01:44 PM

Hey, yer pretty skilled with a cutlass, kid! I bet y'could make a whole crew walk the plank, swinging around yer sword like that. Ya'd make a damn good pirate, and an even better galley cook - these are some tasty treats. I gotta try them dipped in a hearty mug o' sherry!

Thanks, Witch. I'll start stocking these five new Recipes in my Pirate Galley right away. Heave-ho, off I go!
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Re: July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by Othidar » July 19, 2019 01:45 PM

Oi, would you look at that. He may be just a tadpole, but your grandkid's got good instincts around the kitchen. Looks like he's even taught that so-called "cook" a thing or two. I've got to say, if you two ever want to stop by the Enchanted Forest for a spell, I'd be happy to tutor him in a few of our traditional dishes. I haven't seen this much raw talent for cooking since... Eh, it's been a long time. You must be proud.
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Re: July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by The Wolf » July 19, 2019 01:46 PM

Huff... I am. I just... never expected to see him so happy in this Role. Ever since the Travelers arrived, it feels like everything's unexpected. Tch. An old dog like me shouldn't have to learn so many new tricks...

But it seems like Witch is trying something new every day, and he keeps wandering further from our traditions, no matter how much I nip at his heels. Like this trip... Hrrr. He's been wanting so badly to go Offstage to visit his "pen pals". Begging and begging. Finally, I just - couldn't say no anymore. But to come here, where I don't recognize a single damn smell, and it's so hot that you want to shed your whole pelt...

Feh. It's only a short trip. I suppose it had to happen sometime.

Children just... grow up so fast.
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Re: July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by Othidar » July 19, 2019 01:46 PM

Last Edited: July 22, 2019 12:11 PM

...Yeah. They always do.

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Re: July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by Ruevian » July 19, 2019 01:48 PM

Last Edited: July 19, 2019 01:49 PM

*discreetly leaves some Sweet Iced Tea spiked with Essence of Candy Corn next to [@Othidar] and [@The Wolf] *
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Re: July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by Himochi » July 19, 2019 01:49 PM

Oooh, these recipes look interesting. Especially those macaroons! It'll be nice to take a break from the Solarium kitchen for a while too... There's only so much gelatin I can take...

maybe i can share some food with othi...... aaa maybe not tho aa

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*discreetly leaves some Sweet Iced Tea spiked with Essence of Candy Corn next to [@Othidar] and [@The Wolf] *

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Re: July Update: Sweet Sea Treats!

by Rayne » July 19, 2019 01:51 PM

*weeps softly in the corner*

C-can Fraycation become a yearly tradition? My soul is nourished by these NPC interactions...
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