Settle down, everyone, please - Gefyra, don't pester Katalyma! Ydroplano, shh, that's not a sea monster, it's just Bonnie's singing. I know that the endless cacophony of pirate shanties this time of year can be overwhelming. Frankly, they're grating on my nerves, too - and it isn't helping that Tethys won't stop belting loudly into every seashell she finds, trying to drown them all out. [i]Some[/i] of us have Kith who need a quiet place to nap! Hmph. At least this month, we have the Hope students contributing some actual musical ability - but don't get me started on the crew's off-key renditions of those carefully-crafted lyrics. Anyway, I've spent many hours meticulously engineering a new set of toys, which should hopefully help calm you all down - even though your nerves are understandably rattled by the fact that Bonnie is now starting on Verse [i]Seventy-Seven[/i] - and I think that together, we should be able to have an actual pleasant afternoon. First up, we have this [b][item]Barrel of Seamonkeys[/item][/b], which is my own take on a toy from the Enchanted Forest. I remember how stressful that visit was for everybody, so I thought we might want to make better preparations. If it's still upsetting, you can cuddle this [b][item]My Little Seahorse[/item][/b] instead. I ran multiple tests to ensure that it would be comfortable to hug, even for those Kith who have very small fins. I have also crafted some [b][item]Netting Dolls[/item][/b].There's one of them for all of you, if you just keep opening them up. Now nobody needs to fight over toys anymore- No! Stop trying to claim the individual toys with flags! The [b][item]DIY Flag Kit[/item][/b] isn't supposed to be used that way, but… Fine. At least it's a distraction from Verse Seventy-Eight. Finally, here are some [b][item]Deluxe Sand Buckets[/item][/b], which can be used to create expert sandcastles. You can also ride in them, or simply have fun stacking them. I spent all of my engineering skills to ensure that, with this assortment of toys, there would be something entertaining for everybody, so- WHAT. What are you all fighting over? The toys are over here! That's… That's just a wooden [b][item]Plank[/item][/b] that was left over from the toy construction! Why is [i]that[/i] the thing that you've all fixated on? Hmph. Whatever works.