I can't believe the PA System i just narrates wrapped in bandages with a face drawn on

How did you figure it out so fast?!?!

I had a prophetic dream

I can't believe the new remnant is just the setting of Wall-E that's a lie, WALL-E was already part of my theory wall

ALRIGHT YOUR PROBABLY-NOT-FAVORITE TRYHARD IS BACK [img]https://tatteredweave.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/npc_character_image/image/134/character_Xenia1b.png[/img] This is Xenia. She is an android. (I think. She looks darn human, and is a bottie). She does not have ears. She has antennae or something. [img]https://tatteredweave.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/misc/thumbnail/12726/thumbnail_popup_EarPiece.png[/img] This is a [item]Warped Communicator[/item]. It is a weird ear-shaped thing. This is what her ears are. Conclusion: Mr. K and whatever other NPCs we have will also have some foreshadowing with RiGBy’s objects sold. Unrelated Conclusion: Mr. K will deal with food (because PA mentioned him in regards to salt). PA will sell clothes because he has too many. Conclusion #2: We will get ear communicator items which are like hearing aids+

Okay ok so I got some Ky theories [s]Theory #1 Kyprian is actually the king of an apocalyptic city who created a clone of himself (elliot) that was supposed to be a vessel to allow ky to live on after death in a new body, but elliot turned out to be sentient and then that didn't work out and there was a big fight and then a dimensional shift and someone swapped bodies it didn't work out, obviously[/s] Theory #1 Casey is Elliot and Ky's kid. There was a falling out after during the pregnancy and Ky never told Elliot that Casey was their child. Elliot's interest in Xenia stems from his wish to be the father of his child, despite not knowing said child exists and is being taken care of by Xenia Alternatively: Elliot knows Casey is his kid, he's the one who hid Casey with Xenia in the first place. Ky knows Elliot is angry at him for an unwanted pregnancy and some bad parenting choices. Maybe something about raising a child in this weird place? idk ky seems like a bad dad he never eats dead dads are not great dads to have Theory #2 Ky got attacked by a rock and that's why he has a cyborg eye and arm. That's what happened to me, so I'm just going to assume my experiences with fighting rocks is universal. Theory #3 Ky is the Narrator in disguise (not yet to be unproven) We still haven't seen Elliot, though, so it's still possible Elliot is the one who is the Narrator in a shitty costume Theory #4 Plague? Plague. Plague. Plague. Plague. Plague. Theory #9 Also i feel like elliot is either a dude with a 3D printer or in charge of body disposal but what do i know im just a moth

[quote="Moth King of Moths"] Theory #9 Also i feel like elliot is either a dude with a 3D printer or in charge of body disposal but what do i know im just a moth [/quote] [url=/users/profile/Moth%20King%20of%20Moths][@Moth King of Moths][/url] Both is good. Gotta get those printing resources from somewhere...